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成人笑话 ---- 夏娃对亚当说了什么
[ maxilicious' | 2:21 AM | 0 comments ]

taken from a friend's blog...

一对夫妇每周都去教堂,但丈夫每次都在听布道的时候睡着。妻子觉得很丢脸,就想了一个办法。下次再去的时候,她悄悄的带了一根针,决定一旦丈夫睡着就用针扎醒他。牧师象往常一样开始布道了,当他讲到:“是谁创造了世界呢?”
从听众中突然冒出一个男人的叫声:“上帝啊!!”
牧师没有理会,心想这个家伙真的以为大家都不知道吗?然后他又讲到:“是谁创造了人类呢?”
从听众中又冒出那个声音:“主啊!!”
牧师还是没有理会,但心里已经有点烦这个男人了。
然后又过了一会儿,当牧师讲到:“当亚当和夏娃有了第一个孩子后,夏娃对亚当说了什么呢?”
那个声音这次更大声的叫起来:“你再用这根又小又细的东西戳我,我就把它拧断!!”


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